JohnnyPH

I'm just a married nudist nerd who speaks his mind & is totally weird. Instagram: JohnnyPHreak & Kik Me: JohnnyPH
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gregorymatthew:

Due to a complete lack of chocolate yesterday, my mum bought me (among other things) this little guy, who - as you can see - came packaged with a handsome set of bunny ears, because why the fuck not?

So I am going to spend tonight gorging on chocolate, drinking wine, and watching last night’s episode of Game of Thrones.

Alex is visiting again next week. I’m going to make him wear the bunny ears the next time I put my dick in him.

Marylin…

fuckyeahtyrone:

“EQUALITY” scream the white gays with LEGALIZE GAY blazoned across their chests and “NO BLACKS NO ASIANS NO FEMS” blazoned across their grindr profiles

(via liaby)

boo-sem-ee:

pathetic—aesthetic:

bluedogeyes:

Zoë Bell  is a New Zealand stuntwoman and actress. Some of her most notable stunt work includes doubling for Lucy Lawless on Xena: Warrior Princess and for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

As an actress, she has appeared both on television and in feature films and also starred in the web series Angel of Death. Other works include : Oblivion, Death Proof, Kill Bill, Gamer, Inglorious Bastards, Whip It! and Django Unchained.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME ZOE BELL IS?! WE DON’T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT ZOE BELL! I HAVE A LOT OF ENTHUSIASM FOR ZOE BELL.

(via isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows)

strongbritney2003:

if britney spears toxic didn’t affect your life in some way i don’t want to know you

(via jackobeeem)

"Because the area of impact is focused on a small part of the foot, it magnifies the force of the blow, making it capable of dropping 1000lbs of force on your head."

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
you should take some naked pics!
johnnyp-h johnnyp-h Said:

I take nudes I just don’t post them.

whalesnest:

OMG Ghost caught on camera!!! THIS IS REAL!

im gonna have nightmares.

I laughed so hard.

(via shawnis-louis)